We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most popular posts from January, ranked low to high

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Topic addressed in this edition of Drew's mailbag: Would Drew turn cannibal to save his own life? Answer: "FUCK AND YES, I WOULD. I'd go right for the thighs."

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Topic addressed in in this edition of Drew's mailbag: How many gallons of ejaculate might Drew produce in his lifetime? Answer: "If I live another 44 years and my prostate doesn't give way, I could end up producing 375 gallons of little Drews. And that would still leave me 25 gallons short of what a blue whale can do in a single money shot. Stupid whale. THINK YOU'RE SO VIRILE, DO YOU?!!!"

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The Awl's Choire Sicha appraised the exposed dongs of our professional sports figures. Grady Sizemore, Choire wrote, "basically is his own cock, as these pictures reveal, in the way that any narcissist is just an extension of his own penis."

/dick joke

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Topics addressed in this edition of Drew's mailbag: Who is the comely lady in Verizon's Football Zone commercials, and what is Drew's personal vision of heaven? Answers: Rebecca Grant; "Like, you die, and then you go up to heaven, and God knows PRECISELY which girls in your life would have had sex with you if you had simply gone for it."

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Topic addressed in this edition of Drew's mailbag: How do Drew's readers express their gratitude? Answer: "Enclosed is a pic of my girlfriend's awesome boobage. Those are D's."

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Drew launched a new feature, "Great Moments In Drunken Hookup Failure," which has given the world such memorable phrases as, "Oh my god I can't believe you EXFOLIATED MY ASS."

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Those of you longing to see the slightly exposed areola of the mother of a decent American League catcher finally got your wish.

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Those of you longing to see a photo of an occasionally healthy NBA center perched on some sort of large stanchion finally got your wish.

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Boise State bowl victories are a powerful aphrodisiac. If these guys ever win a BCS title, the field will look like the sauna room at Plato's Retreat.

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Barry Petchesky did to Venus Williams's ass what Ida Tarbell did to Standard Oil, by which I mean that he, too, wrote an exhaustive exposé of big business.