In other scandal-ridden relationship news, Gary Coleman overcompensates for his short stature by telling "The Insider" round table to promptly go fuck themselves.
Coleman, who was arrested for an outstanding warrant after police came to his home for a domestic disturbance call, went on the show to discuss the incident. But once one of the blond lady started giving him her lawyer sass, the 4'7" dynamo f-bombs the place before walking off stage. It's wonderful.
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