•The late "Madman Mundt" keeps us up to date in the world of athletes in low-budget car dealership commercials.
•"Bobby BoJangles" knows there's simply not enough hours in the day for us to cover every Rick Reily® error, so he points us to one that apparently admits Canada to the Union.
•"ima221" never tires of 7th grade Bob Costas humor.
•"jmccabe2" gives us a secondhand stalker report on someone I've never heard of:
I grabbed this status update from someone on my Facebook friends feed... "On a plane with John Clark from NBC Sports" ... "His cameraman travelling with him just shoved a camera probably worth more than my car into the overhead... I thought they had a more professional operation than flying Southwest and carrying-on your camera"
•"dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese-mac" goes for the obvious joke after Kei Igawa crashes his go-kart.
•"mikelansdown" wants you to know "florida marlins are cool."
•"bkimball" apparently missed the giant "NSFW" banner on our Fleshbot cross-post:
Dude WTF? I just clicked on the Julia Mancuso story and got sent to a porn site. My boss, the douchbaggiest lawyer in the history of man was standing 3 feet away. He didn't say anything so I assume I'm good but damn, how about a little heads up?
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