Inflatable Dong-Tongued Mascot Returns To Eat ESPN's Michelle BeadleS

Mackerel Jordan, last seen devouring hapless university athletic department employees, appeared on SportsNation yesterday. After being mocked by Michelle Beadle, the man-fish did what man-fish do best: feast.

Why do Beadle's cries for help go unanswered? Why do they sound like laughter?

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