•"Mitch Smith" noticed Shaq's cameo in the new Owl City music video. In other news, "Mitch Smith" probably shouldn't be publicly admitting he listens to Owl City.
•"see you suckers later" checks in with either a random Troy Aikman sighting, or a trenchant satire. I'm not really sure which:
I saw Troy Aikman's family, minus Troy, building the saddest looking snowman in the world on Sunday in Dallas. While his wife was the face of the family, it was clear to anyone who saw them while driving by that his two daughters were carrying the team.
•"Jay Gorman" points us to a streaker at Wednesday's Mexico-Iceland game getting a spear of Goldbergian proportions from a security guard.
•"cinatyte" catches some SI.com editors having fun:
•"Chris Hanson's Axe" wonders that, since we go after Jim Bunning, why not give Heath Shuler the same treatment? Because no one cares about Heath Shuler, that's why.
•Surfing alpaca? Surfing alpaca. Thanks, "bluenatic."