•"See you suckers later" spotted Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon at a Mavs game, and thinks he belongs on Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.
•"Major Tom To Roger" finds Larry Bird's high school alumni page a little lacking.
•Can anyone help "Bobby V Mustache Ride?"
I unfortunately do not have my laptop setup to my speakers connected to my TV. But late 2nd period, Pittsburgh had a goal called off on a premature ref whistle. About 10-15 seconds after action resumed, you can CLEAR AS DAY hear someone say "fuckin' faggot". Sounds like it either came from a fan or player near an ice-level mic. If anyone has that, that would be amazing.
•"Tea_For_Dong" was impressed with Messi's four-goal game, and gives him the Chuck Norris treatment.
•"DirkToberFest" had some more fun with ESPN.com Insider.
•"miamiheat" is looking for a short tan man with a ponytail. Aren't we all?
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