BulletsWizards striker Kei Kamara had an early opportunity in a recent match against the LA Galaxy and proceeded to fall on his ass and get called for a handball. Anything for a laugh.
The over-excited Kamara seems to have mistimed this gimme and will now live on through the narrowly used phrased "I/He/She/etc really Kamara'd that one." The goal that wasn't to be would have put the Wizards up by one but instead the game ended in a tie of zero soccer points to zero soccer points. [Dirty Tackle]
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