Her lawyers say she was too whacked out to realize she signed-off on "Baseball Mistress (NSFW)", but, nonetheless, I still find her woozy interview about her puppy love with Roger Clemens mesmerizing.
They watched a Walter Matthau film together, they listened to the Sliver soundtrack, she...showered with him when she was 16? (But she swears they didn't actually engage in full coitus until she was 21. Mmmhmm.)
So the next time you hear UB40's version of "Can't Help Falling In Love," remember that it was possibly the song to which a 29-year-old, erectilely dysfunctioned Clemens gently massaged a 16-year-old Mindy McCready in the shower. Allegedly.