As everyone already knows, if there's one thing football players love as much as gangbanging young women and crashing high-powered cars, it's eating Nando's.

What might not be as well known is, for as much as they bang on about their Portuguese roots in their official blurb, Nando's is actually a South African brand. Maybe the England squad didn't have to ship over 24 bottles of peri-peri sauce after all.

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Anyway, the popular chicken restaurant has just released a series of (apparently typically) raunchy telly adverts in SA, aimed at World Cup tourists.

Playing on the international media's scaremongering approach to this year's hosts, the boobalicious ad aims to reassure everyone that, despite the Daily Mail's protestations, the world's greatest footballers won't in fact be walking onto the set of Zulu come June 11.

This post, written by Josh Burt, is republished with permission from The Spoiler. Go there often if you like soccer stuff.