My knee after taking a nasty tumble trail running and the aftermath, 20 stitches later — Howard S.
That's sufficiently gnarly. The white ooze makes it stand out. I'm sure Bactine on that would hurt like a bitch.
But you can do better. Where are my severed limbs or busted eye sockets? I know they're out there. Please send along to email@example.com Subject: Blood week.