Big thanks to both the NHL and NBA for providing zero entertainment today. I'd much rather flip between two Finals games on Sunday night then enjoy each one separately during the other 44 hours of the weekend when nothing happened.

I mean, what else is a sports fan supposed to do on a warm Saturday night in June? Leave the house? For what purpose, exactly? Voluntarily placing your body in front of exploding fireworks? Pass.

[Video via The 700 Level]

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Enjoy the rest of your sweaty weekend, chumps. I'm going to say that ... Barry will be here tomorrow?