This horrifying exhibition of dance moves to "Cupid Shuffle" was perpetrated by Emeritus at his post-rehearsal dinner fete and not at Blogs With Balls. Even the whitest of rhythmless white people might find this unsettling.

Overall, it was an amazing weekend and Mr. Leitch and his bride make an adorable pair who should be envied by everyone. Except party DJs looking to find couples to participate in synchronized dance songs. Those individuals probably despise them.

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