The knockout stages are a little clearer after today, with four teams moving on. Nigeria's Kalu Uche probably had the nicest goal, but the Super Eagles knocked out after its draw with the Good Korea.

Analysis, schmanalysis, let's just examine goals from nation-states that are not the U.S. through a contextual lens bespeaking a shameful cultural insensitivity.

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