Ever get stuck next to the guy in your section who won't get off his cellphone? Well, this video is for you. If you're the one calling, hang up and pay attention....unless you want a Rawlings to the face.

Sweet justice courtesy of the bat of Rob Johnson during last night's Yankee-Mariners game. Watch it a couple more times to just to get the full "ooof" effect. [Video via WWOR/YES. Thanks to @NYCJayhawk for the tip.]