Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day
• Jamie Moyer's arm died last night. It was 47-years-old. [Philly.com]
• Mark Cuban is a "serious" bidder for the Texas Rangers. That's our Cubes. [Victoria Advocate]
• If you spot someone in Cleveland wearing any LeBron James items, they're probably homeless. [ESPN]
• Diego Maradona has managed to keep his job as coach of Argentina's national team, despite the fact that many claim he has no idea what he's doing. [NYT]
Good morning. It's Wednesday. Go hump something.