The Ravens rookie tumbled down not one, but two flights of stairs. He's in stable condition with a head injury, and will be fine. Kindle, LB, Texas. MUST IMPROVE: basic motor functions.
Kindle, a peak specimen of human athleticism, is about on par with Honda's ASIMO robot, who also fell down two flights of stairs; though on two separate occasions.
He's not quite as handy as this 5-week old kitten, who manages to catch himself after falling down three stairs — roughly 17 short of when Kindle came to a stop, likely in a humorous crumbled ball of arms and legs.
No, we're forced to compare Kindle to fellow humans, like Beyonce Knowles, former President Gerald Ford, and, of course, fat lady through trapdoor.
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