Larissa Riquelme—bust-out star of the World Cup, "owooga"-inducer, and cellphone-placement-innovator—was robbed by "bandidos" while vacationing in Rio, losing her cellphone, passport, and other "documents." More pictures, including where she's been hiding her phone Post-World Cup after the jump.
Riquelme, pictured with two of the more thorough investigating officers of the Rio de Janeiro police.
The previously mentioned new cellphone-holding area on Riquelme's person. But will it be enough to get people talking about Paraguay again?