Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Welcome to the second edition of the Hoopsters of Lollapalooza 2010. There's been some debate over whether of not some of the entrants are real "hipsters" or merely "bros." Why though? This is a forum for ridicule, not ontological precision. Onto the pictures! Part One | Part Two | Part Three

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Ah, the Derrick Coleman Team USA that forces you to remember that Derrick Coleman was once considered good.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

He's baaaaaaaaack.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Fun game: Do I Think The Person In The Jason Williams Jersey Is Dumber Than Jason Williams? Yes

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

DITTPITJWJIDTJW? Most assuredly.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

What is this meta commentary? Get outta here.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

As much as I like these Suns jerseys, I cannot condone anything related to Reggie Miller.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Like the real Jason Kidd, this man is on his way to punch a guy named Jimmy over a lady named Toni.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Just off camera: A Bullets "Grant 44" talks to a less attractive girl.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

A brief aside for The Baumer. But: As Tumblr-y as this is—and this is pretty fucking Tumblr-y—there is a place for these already.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Really, what is there to say about a Rasheed Wallace Bullets jersey? Remember the mustache he had back in those days?

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Child Size Alert!

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

/Child Size Alert Siren!

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Kukoc must be Croatian for "Lame Fucking Trend'"

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

What the hell is going on here?

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Seriously, you are wearing a child's size article of clothing.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Was your Kevin Duckworth at the cleaner?

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Jorts, a bandana, and the Dunking Dutchman, together at last.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Too soon?

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

A commenter said yesterday he didn't want Mark Price to be brought into this. Well, sorry.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

This would have been a really funny jersey to wear at Sasquatch. Or a Seahawks game.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Remember when the Rockets won their second championship and participated in some bullshit Champions League-type tournament? They played some team from Perth, Australia. I have no idea why, but these jerseys remind me of watching that game on TNT. Back to the topic at hand: fuck this guy.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

This reminds me of Drexler requesting a trade and finally becoming the second fiddle he always wanted to be. And the Blazers taking Sam Bowie instead of Jordan. Basically, I'm glad Clyde Drexler exists.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Something about being a puppet?

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

A Red Dog Beer bandana would've really clinched this one.

Look At These Fucking Hoopsters At Lollapalooza: Part TwoS

Oh, go to hell.