This Is Probably Not Matt Kemp's PenisS

Despite MediaTakeOut trumpeting this as the Dodgers outfielder choking up on his swing, we're dubious. And we've seen some athlete dong in our day.

First off, you might have noticed that this gentleman doesn't look anything like Kemp. In fact, he appears to be Hispanic. Add to that the egregious lack of tattoos, and it's just one more dude with his cock on the Internet. Athlete sex scandal? More like your average day on Chatroulette.

That hasn't stopped MediaTakeOut from slapping their watermark on the photos (over someone else's watermark) and headling it "RIHANNA'S RUDE BOY . . . NEKKID!!! (PICS OF MATT KEMP . . . PLAYING WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT)"

SMH.

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You can put this one in the books. Back tomorrow, musicmakers.