Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.
•Tebow is apparently using a hyperbaric chamber at training camp. Since when did he suffer from mortal weaknesses, like needing air?(h/t Jovan J)
•Did everyone watch Hard Knocks last night? It's clear that Rex Ryan is a modern day CIcero. If Cicero knew more curse words than non-curse words.
•USC freshman RB Dillon Baxter was suspended one game for "violating team rules," although everyone knows it was just smoking weed in the dorms at training camp. So now he'll travel with the team to Hawaii, but not actually have to work when he's there. That'll show him!
•The Diamondbacks tied a major league record by hitting four consecutive home runs in an 8-2 win over Milwaukee. Interim manager Kirk Gibson taught 'em how to hit, now they just need to work on the limp.
•Remember the photo of the Prince Of Wales trophy that had the Capitals winning the East? And how the Hall of Fame said it was doctored? Well, turns out it wasn't. Hmm, the NHL's not having as thrilling an offseason as the NBA, is it?
•Ed Stefanski and Rod Thorn reunite in the 76ers front office, with Thorn being named team president. The pair led New Jersey to consecutive finals, both of which they lost. So they should fit in well in Philadelphia.