Patrick Kane's Drunken Stanley Cup Road Trip Rolls OnS

That crazy kid puts down the Twlight books for a second to bring the Cup to Wrigleyville watering hole Moe's Cantina. Drinking out of the cup, and using it to pick up chicks? You betcha.

Patrick Kane's Drunken Stanley Cup Road Trip Rolls OnS

Women grabbing his junk, or trick of perspective and he's obscuring the cup?

Patrick Kane's Drunken Stanley Cup Road Trip Rolls OnS

Patrick Kane's Drunken Stanley Cup Road Trip Rolls OnS

Patrick Kane's Drunken Stanley Cup Road Trip Rolls OnS

Patrick Kane's Drunken Stanley Cup Road Trip Rolls OnS

Patrick Kane's Drunken Stanley Cup Road Trip Rolls OnS

(Thanks to Adam for the photos)