Welcome to Incongruous Athlete Mix-Tape Theater, the feature where we look at video love letters to players that are even less deserving than usual. Today's subject: NBA big man Adonal Foyle—who announced today that he's retiring—set to "Age of Aquarius."

Retirement/We're Going To Miss This Lug/Billy Ocean+Ashford & Simpson Bonus:

So long Adonal, may the wind be always at your back.