Sun-Times reporter Joe Cowley is a homer in a city of media homers. But his Twitterrhea explosion last night against the Twins and their fans was something else. Stereotypes about being ugly? Calling players jag-offs? Mocking the dead? Check, check and double-check.
Cowley has a history of this sort of thing. He once called Canada a third world country, and refused to stand for the Canadian National Anthem at a Blue Jays game in Toronto. He's also been suspended from the BBWAA for his "embarrassing" MVP votes on multiple occasions.
But his stream during last night's Sox/Twins game, continuing into today, is not to be missed.
Now the men? Well, they got a bit of the ugly gene. That's why almost every guy up here looks like he out kicked his coverage.
A lot of dudes that are 4s and 5s walking around with 7s and 8s. Welcome to the Twin Cities.
Dudes in Chicago have to earn a hot chick ... in Minny they're falling out of trees and some ugly dudes have some big gloves.
That was some cheap shit right there. Twins are dirty.
T. Hunter's play was dirty and D. Young's was sewer dirty. A.J. should have jacked him.
You don't go to the face when you're dead in the water. Then again, D. Young has a history of jag-offiness.
Easy Twins fans. Just because they where the Twins uni doesn't make them Angels. Kirby treated women like crap ... fat women at that.
Kirby is a hero up here and he chased girls that looked like Springer guests. Be honest about your own.
And for Twins fan that doesn't understand how this twitter account works, unfollow. Let the adults talk, go back to fishing or something.
Obviously Twins fan doesn't like reality. If u can't handle it, unfollow and go listen to Sid's 95-yr-old ass tell you everything is great.
So, think someone higher up is going to tell Cowley to cool it? Hopefully not, because we were heretofore unaware that anyone in the world had a grudge against harmless Minnesotans.