Now that his lawsuit against Deadspin and Daulerio has finally been dropped, allow me to take this opportunity to finally speak about the issues between this Website and the one-time thespian. So, [clears throat] ...

Wait, sorry, just got a call from the vacationing Daulerio ... let's see ... aw, really? Still? ... But he dropped the case! It's over! We can finally say what we ... oh, I understand ... oh yes, that would be bad. OK, I understand. As much as we'd like to tell everyone that he ... and then he ... and subsequently ... oh, we just can't. FINE. When did Daulerio become the mature one?

Anyway:

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