Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Earl Watson" Shopping For Organic Produce

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: Earl Watson. Earl. Watson.

Player: Earl Watson
Team: Seattle SuperSonics
Ubiquity: Low
Scene: Ballard Farmers Market in Seattle
Unnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 9.9
Analysis: This is absurd. One: Earl Watson? Were they out of the Luke Ridnour or Nick Collison jerseys? Was your Robert Swift in the mail? Two: A farmers' market that has its own WordPress (ooh, eggs)? Three: The hat. Oh, the hat. Four: Why do so many of these hoopsters have attractive women in tow? Ladies, is this something you like?
Verdict: Awful fucking hoopster.

H/T Gerald