The Bill Simmons Top Secret Editorial Project Is UnderwayS

What is it? Nobody knows. Well, some people do, but since it's in its early developmental stages and most people don't want to step on the Sports Fella's dick while he staffs up and conceptualizes.

However, it is in the works. Whatever it is. Writers — some close to this site, even — have been prodded about interest. But we must wait for more answers about the specifics of it.

So if you or someone you love has been approached to be part of the Bill Simmons Manhattan Project and you are willing to fill-in some blanks, we'd appreciate it.

And, no, Simmons is not suspended from Twitter. Thanks for asking.