Look At This Fucking Hoopster: "Shaquille O'Neal" Makes Out With Some Guy At A PartyS

An occasional feature in which we spotlight the ridiculous trend of recontextualized basketball jerseys. Today: The Diesel, Shaquille O'Neal.

Player: Shaquille O'Neal
Team: '90s Lakers
Ubiquity: Low
Scene: That Harvard party we visited previously.
Unnecessarily Decimaled Score Out Of 10: 8.8
Analysis: Well, you can see pretty clearly what's happening here. They both seem to be enjoying themselves, that's what's important. But before you ask: Yes. Ladies is hoopsters too. Pluses in her favor: those Laker jerseys were much cooler than the ones they have now.
Verdict: Poorly executed Jay-Z allusions aside, this seems like a hoopster to my completely subjective eyes.