We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Yesterday's Jason Whitlock Photoshop Cattle Call provided us with a host of wonderful pictures, but we had to narrow them down to this gallery and pick a winner. Winner and honorable mentions after the jump (second prize, pictured here, goes to Murray Hewitt; good show).

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Congratulations to PolkPanther, your subtle, masterful work did not go unnoticed. You have been starred and will receive your gift pack of Random Desk Crap as soon as you give us your mailing address.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

See you suckers later gave us an admirable addition to the Deadspin Classic memories.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Not once, but twice.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

And also introduced us all to long-forgotten politician Whitlock Howard Taft.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

You all—sweatingmullets included—seem to love Babs as much as we do. She was a delight at the NFL party where Bobby Big Wheel and Alexia Fortunato did whatever it is they did.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Let it be known that MajerleAndMe may well have won if Whitlock hadn't started using this as his Twitter avatar. Have a star as recompense.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Donnie_Iris's use of classic 1990s rap iconography was very appreciated.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

PolkPanther killed it, you guys.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Like, seriously.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Alex Chalupka, we applaud your effort.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Brundlefly does a marvelous job in allowing me to make these fantastic puns.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

gregfromtheinternet with the sacrilege. Always a good choice, provided you are not struck with a minor heart attack.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

ml29's was another favorite, and it's easy to see why.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Daniel Suitor's entry is funny because of Boston's long history of institutional (1959, Sawx Nation) and societal racism.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

Lots of stuff going on here. Great work, FEAST.

We Have Chosen A Winner Of The Jason Whitlock Photoshop Contest (Gallery)

It's funny because he's a big fat guy. Nice one, JCL26.

Thank you kindly to everyone who participated.