Things you should do with your child: play with them, read to them, keep them clothed and fed. Things you should not do: get high and tape them to the wall for your own amusement. Good job, teenage Lincoln couple.
Gawker had this story earlier, but they clearly missed the lede: the 22-month-old is wearing a Nebraska onesie. All the better for your child's support and comfort when you use electrical tape to stick him up on the wall.