The One Revealing Ben Roethlisberger's Awful Pick-Up Line

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Big Ben Knows What Girls Want

Via Dave:

At dinner last night. One of the guys there used send his son to work "security" at Steelers camp (this was 3 years ago when kid was still in high school). Security basically means driving players around in golf carts. Kid notices that Ben hits on every girl he meets. His go-to line was: "You got a boyfriend" "Yes" "Well maybe you should have a Man-friend" He was also surprised that most of players smoked weed every night. No surprise there.

Yes, Sir, Your Friend Is A Racist

hello,
i have a question for you. my friend told me that he refuses to buy a michael vick jersey last week. I assumed this was because vick is a convicted dog-killer. I found out today, while watching the birds and vick destroy the jags, that he refuses to buy vicks jersey because "he is a fucking monday". I asked wtf a monday was and i was informed its an african american bc "everybody hates mondays". My question is does this constitute as a racist comment? If so i will end my long relationship w/ this person. Maybe im just being too sensitive. Your opinion is greatly appreciated.

thanks

johnnyballgame

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Mess With The Bull, You Get The Poise

hows that garbage article working out now ?
112 rating , 6 tds , 0 picks , 2-0 in the division ....
sanchez looks JUST LIKE RUSSEL !
mark had a higher comp. % as a rookie than russell did last yr as well as a higher yrd. per pass average...
now he has more tds this yr at 70 pass attempts than russell had with 276 -
keep up the good work , you seem to really know your football ! lmao

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