Presenting a saga rivaling anything Wagner ever wrote, told entirely in Tweets. The tale of Chad Ochocinco and his pregnant pigeon features sex, mystery and Wonder Bread.
Damit she's pregnant!!! I knew I shouldn't have kept these pigeons together in the same cage, I'm pissed off!!
Man i am on my roof and the male pigeon just escaped leaving the female, wtf, just like a dude in real life and she's pregnant, #notcool
Im really sad, lil pregnant pigeon is looking at me like what now with a lil tear going down her lil beak, how do you console a bird?
People keep asking how i know she's pregnant? Her lil pigeon nipples are swolen and sticking out, belly is huge to, 2 pregnant signs
Going to bed, put the pigeon in the kitchen with a full loaf of wonder bread and put cardboard so she can't fly upstairs to my room, g-night
I just left Krogers brought my pregnant pigeon some sun flower seeds and a box of my cereal, , im worried that the male pigeon wont return
My apoligies, my pregnant pigeon says burrrrr , burrrr or whatever the hell sound she keeps making, she is saying goodnight also i guess WTF
Okay this is my last tweet and i am going to bed but ever since i got my pigeon vaccinated she has been acting weird? is this normal?
First my cereal has the wrong number now someone stole my pregnant pigeon and her cage, who the fuck steals pigeons they are everywhere FUCK