Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed.
It took one day for hard hits to be declared some kind of horrible fucking epidemic by the media. Our own Craggs used the phrase "Human cockfighting," which reminded me of the money scene in Skin Deep. Kornheiser used the term "blood sport" on his radio show, and speculated on people being turned off from football because the hits are just too violent. Rick Reilly, who our man Gourmet Spud said now clearly write all his columns while taking a shit, bitched, "New England's Brandon Meriweather head-butted Baltimore Ravens tight end Todd Heap in a shot so cheap and disgusting that you wanted to switch over to baseball."