We generally like the Marlins outfielder. His Twitter account is refreshingly honest, and he's great at interacting with fans. But his misguided attempt to play the "I'm just an average joe" card failed, hard.
We generally like the Marlins outfielder. 
Yup, that's his Lexus. Pretty much exactly what we picture when we say "athletes r all rich." That's not a regular person problem. A regular person problem is when it took me an hour to get home because the 1 train mysteriously stopped between stations forever, with a homeless guy singing "She's Out Of My Life" the whole time and asking for money. A regular person problem is when Daulerio's '92 Accord got its windows busted and his tape deck stolen, with his Queensryche mixtape still in it.
UPDATE: So it turns out that the Lexus does not belong to Mr. Morrison, but rather someone else in his complex. The lesson here: I'm an asshole.
