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• The Boston Celtics managed to best the mighty Knicks despite little help from Delonte West (gun suspension) and Von Wafer (0 points in 2:36 played) [Boston.com]. West and Wafer managed to steal the show anyway, what with their locker-room brawling of indeterminate cause.
Sitting at his locker, Wafer was first asked if he and West could get past this.
"I don't know what's going on, but you've got to talk to Doc and Danny about that," he said. "I don't even know what's going on. What happened? ...
"I don't know nothing about it. First time hearing about it." [Boston Herald]