Sometimes, we get stories that even we aren't sure what to do with. Here's a transcript of a discussion on how to package a story about a rugger with his dick in a dog's mouth. This is how your sausage gets made.

Craggs in green; I'm in gray.

How To Cover A Dog Sex Scandal: Just Another Day At Deadspin

How To Cover A Dog Sex Scandal: Just Another Day At Deadspin

How To Cover A Dog Sex Scandal: Just Another Day At Deadspin