Hello, I-Team. Today's case involves this pantless gentleman you see before you. Who is he? Where are his pants? Why is he staring daggers at Chilly? Seriously, where are his pants?
After some cursory research, it could—emphasis squarely on could—be
Dennis Polian, assistant to head coach Brad Childress. That would explain the dagger-filled stare because, really, can you imagine having to be Brad Childress's coffee jockey? The worst. But, being someone's assistant is no excuse to be pantsless.
So, I-Team, do what it is that you do. Find this man and, if time permits, his pants. Actually, any pants will do. We just need to get some pants on this guy, since it's so cold in Minnesota and all.
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