I shudder to even post this, as the nil-nil Man U vs. Man City match from earlier in the week should produce triple-digit variations of the "Me hate soccer; they no score a lot" line.

But with this picture of Carlos Tevez (Man City) apparently getting way too publicly amorous with Rio Ferdinand (Man U)...

It Looks Like Soccer Player Rio Ferdinand Got Stone-Cold Fisted The Other Day

... and this quote ...

Rio said: "It's when he fouled me. It certainly looks like foul play doesn't it? It's good for him, not for me so much. He'll be proud of it. He's got one up on me for it."

... me just can't help meself because you probably laugh a lot, too.

Rio Ferdinand thinks Sun photo's gotta be picture of the rear! [Sun]