Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.
• Everyone's getting the vapors over this little moment between Tashard Choice and Michael Vick after last night's Eagles-Cowboys game, which at least has temporarily distracted everyone from getting the vapors over DeSean Jackson's terrible immodesty.
• The Star Tribune has some great photos of the Metrodome's collapsed souffle. Meanwhile, Brett Favre doesn't think he'll play today in Detroit. "I doubt it, but it does buy a little time. This is unbelievable!'' he said in a text message to USA Today, which is not the first time we've seen his hedging exposed in a text message to a reporter.
• Don King, in Cleveland for his wife's funeral, was stopped by security at Hopkins International Airport, who found ammunition for .38- and .357-caliber firearms in his bag. I suspect trickeration.
• Four NBA teams — the Mavericks, the Celtics, the Heat, and something called the Knicks — now have winning streaks of at least eight games, Marc Stein informs.
Screengrab via 30fps, of course
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