Of Course The Kid Who Cries Blood Is A Jets Fan

17-year-old Calvino Inman has spontaneously bled from his eyes and nose for the past two years. He also owns a Mark Sanchez jersey. Coincidence?

The Tennessee teen's condition is still a medical mystery. He'll be featured on a TLC documentary tonight, alongside a middle-age woman from India with the same condition. It's unclear whether she's a Jets fan as well, though we'd put money on it.

‘People call me possessed': Boy who weeps BLOOD baffles doctors [Daily Mail]
[h/t PierreGarConnoisseur]

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