Eagles fans, folks. One promises to strip if DeSean Jackson wins the game; he's buck naked before Jackson hits the end zone. Another actually calls the return, and runs down the street topless.

Good stuff starts at the 4:00 mark here (warning: giant ass ahoy)...

...and at 2:30 here.

Eagles fans.

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