Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.
•As we all predicted, Joe Webb was the star of this one, leading the Vikings to a meaningless win that clinched a first-round bye for the Bears. Now let's never have Tuesday night football ever again. (Screengrab via 30fps.)
•Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili were ineffective, yet the Spurs still spanked the Lakers. No Phil Jackson team that went on to win a title has ever lost three in a row by ten or more points. But still try and indulge your Laker fan friends who insist LA doesn't care about the regular season.
•Maybe the Hawkeyes will be fine without Adam Robinson or Jewel Hampton next year. Freshman Marcus Coker ran for 219 yards and two scores as a late pick-six gave them the Insight Bowl over Missouri. Now, to celebrate with drugs!
•Sidney Crosby's scoring streak reaches 25 in a win over Atlanta. Much like UConn's streak, this is one that isn't getting the attention it deserves simply because it isn't being set by a man.
•Who wants to hear a D-League announcer burp (10 second mark)?
Morning, folks. Good to see you.