Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.
• Last night's goalie fight between Pittsburgh's Brent Johnson and the Islanders' Rick DiPietro lasted all of one punch [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]. Down went DiPietro. Woefully. See for yourself: