From India of all places comes this mattress ad, promising that a little destroyed career isn't anything you'll lose sleep over. To paraphrase the old 1-800-Mattress commercials, leave off the last "S" for sluts.
Yes, I'm aware there's a guy with a microphone and a camera in Tiger's dream. Don't ask too many questions.
So, did we all survive the day? No need for pitchforks and torches, right? The problems we've all experienced are some combination of us not knowing what to do with our shiny new toy, our shiny new toy not performing as expected, and you people being generally afraid of change. Make sure to read up on what's new, and join us again tomorrow. Together, we will get through this.