Paul Coffey misses the camaraderie of the NHL. We really hope that's the explanation for this.
It's kind of convoluted how Coffey came to grab that supple blue-jeaned seat. It involves a lot of very Canadian things, like the Juno Awards, and a country band called Blue Rodeo. I don't really want to go into it.
Paul Coffey Grabbed Jim Cuddy Of Blue Rodeo's Bum [Chart Attack]
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