Happy Valentine's Day, From Delonte West

We dug this gem out of the Page 2 archives from way back in 2006, when Delonte West was a talented sophomore, and his ideas for romancing the ladies were in no way sullied by anything that may or may not have occurred later in Cleveland.

Why yes, it does feature the line, "we ain't popping no Kristal, it tastes like urination."

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