Your morning roundup for March 10, the day that a big-and-wide guy gets called to task for playing fast-and-loose with his words.
• C.F. Catfish Strother, one of the biggest Alabama fans in the state, is befuddled. One of his many trees is dying. "I don't know if an Auburn fan come down here and retaliated from that oak tree down in Auburn or not. But it sure could happen. I know I'm going to soil test to ascertain if it did happen," he said while soliciting tax-free donations to pay a botanist. "Somethin' ain't right." [YouTube] (H/T Brendan "I'm an Auburn student and this is hilarious to us" K.)
• Oh look, here's video and photos of Miguel Cabrera's DUI stop! [WPTV]
• The NCAA hoops-officiating boss didn't much like seeing Rutgers get absolutely screwed by the refs at the end of St. John's "win" at the Garden yesterday, either. In fact, John Adams deemed it "unacceptable." [ESPN]