Today, we honor this gentleman's wonderful YouTube memo to the Redskins owner, delivered with a burr that would make Sean Connery, well, purr. "Kinlochighlander" is a loyal Redskin fan "with a couple of simple questions I want to ask Dan Snyder today" — in verse. I'd list them, but it wouldn't do our friend justice. Have a listen.
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