Did everyone watch "Fab Five" last night? If you're like us, you were most excited by the teaser of Jimmy King calling Christian Laettner a "bitch." Turns out he wasn't the only one with choice words for the face of that era's Duke team.

Laettner, of course, had a semi-solid NBA career — more than can be said for Jimmy King. So let's agree that Laettner's talent actually fell somewhere between "deserving Dream Team member" and "overrated pussy."