In a massively weird turn of events, Steven Seagal and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio rolled up on a man suspected of raising chickens for cockfighting. Seagal was in Arizona a couple weeks ago filming an episode of Lawman when Arpaio, who pals around with Neo-Nazis, offered him a ride in his tank. Their destination: Jesus Llovera's house. Llovera was alone (if you don't count his 115 chickens, which were later euthanized) and unarmed and might have soiled himself when he looked out the window to find an armored convoy bearing down on him.
A local news station reports:
"Neighbor Debra Ross was so worried she called 911 and went outside where a nearby home had its windows blown out, was crawling with dozens of SWAT members in full gear, armored vehicles and a bomb robot.
"When the tank came in and pushed the wall over and you see what's in there, and all it is, is a bunch of chickens," Ross said.
Just think what they would have done to Michael Vick.