The text reads, "He keeps putting on binoculars!"
The ear is my best work to date.
The text reads, "Too much Harry Truman." For the record, this is Norman Quebedeau.
And thus concludes Deadspin's exclusive coverage of USA vs. Barry Lamar Bonds.
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